Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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