Your face is a jimmy john
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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