You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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