This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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