Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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