Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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