just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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