You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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