The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So many bounce houses so little time
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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