The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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