He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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