I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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