That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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