Don't you send me to vm
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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