I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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