with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
