I'm jealous of your bromance
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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