She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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