We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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