I look better un-naked...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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