grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
did you just send me my own nude
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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