well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Enjoy the penises
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
