The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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