i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
