worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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