Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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