do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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