I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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