nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
where does the pee come out of this thing
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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