Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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