Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
