They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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