I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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