no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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