ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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