is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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