found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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