Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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