entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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