Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize
