worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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