IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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