you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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