i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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