In America we eat man semen.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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