IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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