so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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