OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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