i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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