it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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