how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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