And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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