are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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