he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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