Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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