she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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